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Old Oct 02, 2003, 12:00 AM
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Talking The Patient is Always Right!

The doctor had just finished examining the very attractive young girl.
Doctor: 'Have you been going out with men, Miss Jones?'

Miss Jones: 'Oh. no, doctor, never!'

Doctor: 'Are you quite sure? Bearing in mind that I've now examined the sample you sent, do you still say you've never had anything to do with men?'

Miss Jones: 'Quite sure, doctor. Can I go now?'

Doctor: 'No.'

Miss Jones: 'But why not?'

Doctor: 'Because, Miss Jones, I'm awaiting the arrival of the Three Wise Men.'

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And after twenty minutes... I got that one

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Old Oct 03, 2003, 03:01 PM
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It took me a few mins too...!

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