Ok, so I was taking care of a 95 yr old lady with general complaints and we needed a urine. I decided that the best bet was to do a quick cath. I tell her what I'm going to do, and I'm down there doing my thing... cleaning the area, when my patient says, "Well, I've felt better things than that!". To which my coworker replied, "I bet you have". Her response? "I've had 7 children, I
have felt better things than that".
I was so proud of myself for not dropping to the floor and laughing until I tinkled my own undies... LOL