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Old Jul 01, 2003, 08:35 AM
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>> Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of the highway
>> waiting to
>> catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering
>> along at 22
>> MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a
>> speeder!" So
>> he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
>> car, he
>> notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and
>> three in the
>> back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
>> confused, says to
>> him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed
>> limit! What
>> seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't
>> speeding, but
>> you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be
>> a danger
>> to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing
>> the speed
>> limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit
>> proudly.
>> The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
>> that 22"
>> was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
>> woman
>> grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But
>> before I let you
>> go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women
>> seem awfully
>> shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the
>> officer
>> asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
>> Route
>> 119."

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Old Jul 01, 2003, 08:46 AM
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hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee..........

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Old Jul 01, 2003, 10:51 AM
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LOL

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Old Jul 01, 2003, 08:20 PM
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Haaaawwwww
I can see my ol' granny saying this straight faced!

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Old Jul 01, 2003, 08:42 PM
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I'll send that one to Mum and Dad!!!

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Old Jul 02, 2003, 12:40 PM
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Hehehehehehe, HAhahahahahaha.......harharharharhar!!!!

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