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Old Jul 09, 2003, 03:39 PM
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An old man in his eighties got dressed to go to the doctor, when his wife enquired, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." She was surprised as the man was not sick and wanted to know why he was going to the doc.

He said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

Now his wife got up out of her rocker and started to put on her sweater, when the old man asked her where she was going. She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He asked, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again I'm going to get a tetanus shot!!!"

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Hehehe I liked that..........renerian

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Heeee ! ......

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Do you know what grandpa has thats short, shriveled up and wrinkled all over and he don't take it out any more?


Grandma.

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