[EmerNurse]

I'm just waiting for the Researchers out there to find a CURE FOR STUPID.

That'd do it

[Indy]

A person hired to come around and give chair massages, one per nurse per shift. (more, if they find more people to do this...)

Someone else to come around and massage my feet! Well, wait, that's assuming I'm OFF them long enough.

[cota2k]

How about an "Easy Button" similar to staples commercials? Or, I think it was the movie click, where one could make everything stop momentarily, allowing the user to breathe, pee, caffienate, smoke...

[Nurse`Chief~Chickie]

Originally Posted by lupin

Food spray like the chocolate spray from Weight Watchers.

Why do I not know of/have this?!?!

[Nurse`Chief~Chickie]

Originally Posted by grace90

implanted caffeine pump, or maybe someone could invent a caffeine patch

This is pure genius. I want one.

[ahunt224]

Earplugs - to tune out whining coworkers - not patients!

[RunningWithScissors]

Camoflage uniforms

They make these, I've seen them worn!

Nursing stations with darkly tinted windows facing the hallway or one-way glass like in cop shows

[Era]

Has anyone mentioned..... IV chocolates & lots of it, +/- other forms for other routes !?

( I did see chocolate spray )

[Elvish]

How about 3 extra pairs of hands! And the ability to "beam into" (versus "beaming up") a room that roll of tape (or hemostat, or 2x2, or bag of IVF) that I forgot.

[Elvish]

Originally Posted by cota2k

How about an "Easy Button" similar to staples commercials? Or, I think it was the movie click, where one could make everything stop momentarily, allowing the user to breathe, pee, caffienate, smoke...

True that.