[HLR_RN]

Surgeon:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God

Internist:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water, if the sea in calm
Talks with God if a special request is approved

General Practitioner:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:
Barely clears a picket fence
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals

Intern:
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to climb buildings
Is run over by the train
Is not issued ammunation
Doggie paddles
Talks to walls

Medical Student:
Runs into buildings
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without floaties
Mumbles to himself
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times

Nurse:
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes wather with a single glance
The nurse in GOD!!!!

[andylane78]

HLR_RN


YOU ROCK!!! LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!

[RN from OZ]

How true is that !!!!!

[cactus wren]

Wonderful !!!!
Have sent this one on to all my nurse and doc friends....

[Kaelie]

It's sooooo very true!!!

[Jotie]

That was Great..... ...... and best of all.... very, very, very true

[nakitamoon]

HLR_RN~~~~~ LOVED IT!!!!!! So true~~~ & LMAO!!!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning!! ~kitamoon

[ryaninmtv]

OMG- I know all of those people!!!!

[beckymcrn]

I work with all those people and it is most certainly true. Espicially the one about residents and students

[Allison P]

Very funny and very true (especially the one about surgeons)