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Old Jul 02, 2003, 12:48 PM
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A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her
pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She
looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she
says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some *******'s got my pen."

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Can you imagine it! hehe

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yes I can imagine it, Chris!!!

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Old Jul 03, 2003, 05:21 PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!! Oh, that's just the BEST !!! I think I'll just have to try that one out... paychecks arrive tomorrow.. bank at lunchbreak... can't WAIT !!!

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Heehee!

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Old Jul 05, 2003, 11:58 AM
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Well, Jeanette......if you try that one out, you had better post the results of that little escapade

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Bawhawwwww.......

Jenette...DID you do it???!!!

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Old Jul 09, 2003, 10:41 AM
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Yeah, jnette...we are waiting to hear if you tried this????

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LMAO!!!!!!

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