New Joke that was sent to me
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
>He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I
>just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
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>The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent.
>We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
>around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
>the
>long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the
>daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
>sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
>The salary is $200,000 a year."
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>The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're kidding' me! "
>
>The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."
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