[TitaniaSidhe]

A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a
round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply
must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two
glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in
your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give
it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he
takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.

T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.

T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear...."It's called ******* revenge!"

[Spidey's mom]

omg . . I had to look.

Gross, funny and true pay back.

steph

[The Nursinator]

Would it be bad form for him to ask for a Squirt 'n Cider after that?

[sandypinktruck]

I can only guess what payback to the girlfriend is going to be....
hehehe