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Old Mar 27, 2002, 01:44 AM
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The Men's Guide to What a Woman Really Means

It's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want: You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk: I need to complain.
I'm not upset: Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights: I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient: I want a new house.
I need wedding shoes: The other 40 pairs are the wrong shad of white.
Hang the picture there: NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise: I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?: I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat?: Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate: Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?: Too late, you're dead.
Do you like this recipe?: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
I'm not yelling!: Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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Old Mar 27, 2002, 03:14 PM
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Hey! You shouldn't be posting this where men can see it!

LOL!

Heather

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Old Mar 28, 2002, 06:38 AM
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I thought only us females were supposed to know thiese things...... Laura LPN

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 03:54 AM
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Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;
1) silence
2) Mmm...
3) Yes, Dear!

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 06:40 AM
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don't forget about " what ever you think hun"

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 03:37 PM
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#1-----infinity rule for men to know about women


we may be hard to figure out, totally unpredictable, but we are always, always, always right!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 03:55 PM
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The man ALWAYS has the last words....
"Yes dear".

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by donmurray
Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;
1) silence
2) Mmm...
3) Yes, Dear!


Hello donmurray!

Hmmmmm! I think I've heard those three responses over and over and over and over and .... And, who said men didn't think alike???

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Old Mar 29, 2002, 06:27 PM
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This may be the way it is with your husbands, however, I WEAR THE PANTS AT MY HOUSE..........................She may tell me which pair but I still wear them....

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