Kids On Marriage
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> > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
> > * You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> > like sports, she should like it, and she should keep the chips and dip
> > coming.
> > Alan, age 10
> >
> > * No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to
> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> > you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10
> >
> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > * Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
> > by then. Camille, age 10
> >
> > * No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> > married. Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
> >
> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> > same kids. Derrick, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> > Both don't want any more kids
> > Lori, age 8
> >
> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > * Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> > know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> > enough.
> > Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?)
> >
> > * On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
> > usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age
> > 10
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
> > and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9
> >
> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > * When they're rich.Pam, age 7
> >
> > * The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> > with that. Curt, age 7
> >
> > * The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> > marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard,
> > age 8
> >
> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > * I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> > never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
> > Theodore, age 8
> >
> > * It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> > someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
> >
> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age
> > 8
> >
> > "AND THE NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE IS..............................."
> >
> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
> > Ricky,
> > age 10
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