[Brownms46]

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

10. Do shopping with clothes on.

11. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.


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[Danamegg]

My favourite :

"3. You mean there's something else to do?"

Very good, thanks!

[Brownms46]

You're welcome Danamegg!

[Brownms46]

Thanks clm18 I liked the one about call 911...and I resemble these!

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet

[FutureRN~Pookie]

LOL. Loved it!

Kacy