[jnette]

Indian Love Call

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the
woods, when all of a
sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth
of a small Cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave
and then he
listened
very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!".
He
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that was
all
about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No,"
said the Indian. "It
is our custom during mating season when Indian men
see cave, they
holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they
get an answer
back,
it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up
to the opening of
the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!".
Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
from deep inside the
cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for
a while, and
then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in
amazement at the size
of
the huge opening, he was thinking, Hoo, man! Look at
the size of this
cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There
must be some really
big, fine woman in this cave!

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
all his might
"Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!". He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and
then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!". With a gleam in his eyes and a smile
on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.

The following day, the headline of newspaper
read.....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

[Shamrock]

WooWooWoo

[nowplayingEDRN]

CHOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooCHOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!

[sanakruz]

OYE!

[jayna]

[gwenith]

Woo Woo!!!

[cheerfuldoer]

Too funny jnette!

[debralynn]

Thanks I really needed a good laugh!

[funnygirl_rn]

Whooohooo!