[J. Tigana]

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask
over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse,"he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr Jones,I'm only
here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash
your face and hands."The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a
little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse
of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back
the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved
his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced
the bedclothes and announced, "Not a thing wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked
again, "I SAID... are my test results back???"

[BelindaLPN]

Sounds like something that would happen to me!!