[john privett]

-he will not take a pill that gives him gas with oily discharge
-after what his dog licks at least a thousand times a day, his dogs mouth couldnt possibly be cleaner than his
-he wants to add, "i'm ******* dying over here" to the pain scale
-he knows its bad when the doc tells you hes doin' everything he can for ya
-geniuses can't be that smart if the name of thier society so closely resembles a week of bloating, mood swings and cramps
-if he wants a private room, hes going to tell them that he has tb, the meds arent working so he stopped taking them, then he'll cough
-the doctor should prescribe, tylenol q4h prn for his wifes headache, with his prescription for viagra
-the diagnosis should really be, stress incompetence
-the person that labled the private parts, chose those words because they are embarrassing to say out loud
-pills should be color coded, yellow because you cant pee, brown because you cant poop, and red because you could go at any second


[This message has been edited by john privett (edited April 24, 2001).]

[CashewLPN]

Well... for color coding...
Our lasix tends to be yellow, our Sennakot Brown, and our colace is red(colace tends to be a cure all around here sometimes)... hows that?

--Barbara, LPN