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Old Mar 24, 2002, 09:06 AM
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*Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors.

*Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.

*Eye drops off shelf.

*Never withhold herpes infection from a loved one.

*New study of obesity looks for larger test group.

*Kids make nutritious snacks.

*Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

*Miners refuse to work after death.

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Old Apr 06, 2002, 06:34 PM
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"Kids make nutritious snacks" Have you heard the propaganda in Iran? Americans eat their babies!! As evidence they showed a jar of Gerbers Baby Food, which they said contained...BABIES!!
Can you imagine?

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Old Apr 06, 2002, 10:23 PM
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I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one!

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