> A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
>An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.
>
A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
>An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.
>
>A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
>An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
>
>A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
>An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
>
>A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
>An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
>
>A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
>An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps,
>napkins, etc.
>
>A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
>An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain
them.
>
>A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
>An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
>
>A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
>An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the
patient is symptomatic.
>
>A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
>An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
>
>A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
>An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
>
>A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to
>change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
>
>A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family"
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
>
>A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.
An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
>
>A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent
>patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
>
>A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.
>An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the
phone.
>
>A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
>An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
>
>A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
>An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup"
in their bag.
>
>A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny.
>An experienced nurse does.
Which catagory are YOU/ (Just remember...it's all in fun)
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