[Franemtnurse]

Two good ol' boys in a Northeastern Ga. trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about it making us kin, but it sure would make us even."