[leslasic]

Lady goes into her local pharmacy where she has known the pharmacist for years. After small talk, the pharmacist asks what he can help her with.

"I need some cyanide." she says.

"CYANIDE?? What do you need cyanide for?" he asks.

"I need it because I want to murder my husband!" the lady exclaims.

"I'm sorry, but I can't give you cyanide! That would put both you AND me behind bars for YEARS. Murder is nothing to fool around with!"

The woman then reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's WIFE.

"Oh, well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

[Devil_Duckie]

[Daywalker]

[txspadequeen921]

OH MY!!!!! ROFLMAO......That is the funniest thing I have read in a while...Thanks for posting!!!!!!

[bollweevil]

Reminds me of a song I once heard. A guy is singing to another guy: "Ooh, your wife is cheatin' on us."

[squeakykitty]

Originally Posted by leslasic

Lady goes into her local pharmacy where she has known the pharmacist for years. After small talk, the pharmacist asks what he can help her with.

"I need some cyanide." she says.

"CYANIDE?? What do you need cyanide for?" he asks.

"I need it because I want to murder my husband!" the lady exclaims.

"I'm sorry, but I can't give you cyanide! That would put both you AND me behind bars for YEARS. Murder is nothing to fool around with!"

The woman then reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's WIFE.

"Oh, well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

This is sooo funny.

[sharann]

Hilarious!

[imgonnabeanurse]

i love it that was funny