[jusjan67]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
> told
>
> my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
>
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
>
>
>
> Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the
>
> door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
> another 9 times.
>
>
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
>
> solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a
> possible conflict with him.
>
>
>
> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
> told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all.
>
>
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,
> he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,
> "Oh, ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
> 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and
> farted.

[nekhismom]

I think I've seen this one on here before, but I still love it!

[chickenbee]

That's great! I love it!