[nur20]

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.".... On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."

[wsiab]

The slogan for the Deli/Butcher shop down the street from my house (no joke)

"You can lick our chops, but you cant beat our meat."

[GreytNurse]

These are just tttttooooooo funny I can't believe the one about the butcher....that is tacky
My bumper sticker says:
....Be nice to your kids....They'll choose your nursing home...

I just LOVE LTC

[kmchugh]

My favorite bumper sticker: "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Kevin

[cheerfuldoer]

If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back to you, hunt them down and beat the living crap out of 'em! Oops! Guess I shouldn't promote violence, huh???

[Zee_RN]

A well-know carpet company in the area has this on their trucks...

"We only lay the best."

[General E. Speaking, RN]

Here's one: "We know your children are angels, but this AIN'T heaven!

[donmurray]

I saw an elderly couple in an expensive 4wd with a bumper sticker reading "Squandering the children's inheritance" too perfect!

[studentnurse_02]

i have this sticker on my car: "Go on- i'll see you at the next traffic light!"

[jules-RN]

A friend of my brother's took a picture of a advertisement sign for a meat company in Indiana that said "You won't reject our liver!"