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Old Aug 05, 2004, 10:52 AM
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I was making rounds with one of our surgeons and we had stopped to see a 90 something female patient - she'd had her surgery and was starting to feel better... I stayed in the room after the surgeon left - did I mention that he was very good looking? After he closed the door, I sat down to make sure she had understood all of her instructions, but I could tell she wasn't really listening to me... and then she said, "I'd let him leave his shoes under my bed any night." and grinned like a school girl...

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Old Aug 05, 2004, 11:12 AM
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I have a young male neighbor who lives in the same building as I do, but on the back side who gets into lots of animated arguments with himself. It provides lots of entertainment for me Both to listen to and watch him as he goes by, and to watch others as they look around witheir puzzled looks to see where the other person is who he's arguing with. But what totally amazes me is, I have been here going on 9 years, and during that entire time, he has been driving the same car, and he keeps it spotless without a scratch on it.

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Old Aug 05, 2004, 09:25 PM
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Working one quiet evening in an LTC facility, an elderly 90+ resident sat by the nursing station to talk, as she couldn't get to sleep just yet. Knowing she was from South Africa I asked her "So, are you from the 1820 settlers?" (Many people's ancestors arrived in South Africa in 1820 from Europe) She gave it some thought and then said "Yes, I REALLY feel like I did."
I thought that was such a cute answer!

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