OK, here's mine,
We've had a patient named Harry Dick (no joke)
Used to have a Dr. Dakters
Used to have a Dr. Gaddipatti (overhead operators made it sound like gotta potty)
And the finale, my last name is Kushen (sounds like cushion) and we once had a supervisor who started calling me pin (my first name is Lynn), therefore I'm Pin Kushen to my coworkers. My daughters hate it when I mention that I considered naming them Whoopi!