[slevin]

My class decided to make nursing T-shirts for our graduating pinning ceremony rehearsal. This is what the front of the T-shirt says-

NDX: altered thought processes R/T to overused brain as evidenced by borderline grades.
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NOC: Driving a Benz SUV without C/O increasing gas prices.
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The back of the shirt says:
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Clinical manifestations of a nursing student:
1. You have CA of the pockets
2. You have no social life
3. Your house is never clean
4. Your marriage is on the rocks
5. Your night out is a study group
6. Your family doesn’t recognize you
7. You have dark circles under your eyes
8. You have carpal tunnel syndrome from writing care plans
9. You have scoliosis from lugging nursing books
10. You always have alcohol pads in your pocket
11. You feel SOB most of the time
12. You ache for help STAT

[bebobthefrogRN]

Lol, that's a great shirt.