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Old May 23, 2008, 06:57 PM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Originally Posted by nurs/cla View Post
I worked in LTC and had a 100 yo who always c/o to MD on rounds about her long pubic hair and sooo he finally did it and wrote please trim pubic hair prn pt request. I think we need some additional training for that.
Did he note how she would like it styled?

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Old May 23, 2008, 07:46 PM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Originally Posted by Elvish View Post
So, see, aren't you glad you work w/ preemies??
I would dedicate all my time off to finding a way to make the doctor do it him/herself. I'm sure I could come up with SOME kind of scope of practice issue, like you know how with DM patients podiatry has to cut their toenails?

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Old May 24, 2008, 12:17 AM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Originally Posted by nurs/cla View Post
I worked in LTC and had a 100 yo who always c/o to MD on rounds about her long pubic hair and sooo he finally did it and wrote please trim pubic hair prn pt request. I think we need some additional training for that.
Actually, I had an elderly female pt. who's pubic hair was very long and would get caught around her foley and curl into her perianal region. I would have loved to cut it, all I could think of was all those germs multiplying, and it must have been uncomfortable. But it being 11p-7a shift I didn't call the doc for an order.

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Old May 24, 2008, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Zee_RN View Post
"Root beer float q.h.s. prn."

Honest to God. In a hospital. MD said we should make it. At this time, on the med-surg unit, there was one RN, one LPN and one aide for 18 pts. We didn't point out that he left out the route in his order.
I would have called him for it!

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Old May 25, 2008, 12:05 AM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

I completely agree! I have seen a few patients in the last two or so months that could have used alcohol but nothing would be done to help these patients who drink regularly.

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Old May 25, 2008, 12:08 AM
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What a crazy order!

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Old May 25, 2008, 12:12 AM
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The weirdest I encountered was coffee enema Q1... and it had to be brewed, not instant coffee.... and we did it!!!

.....imagine having your butt having a coffee break...

I have heard of this in microbiology class but have never heard of it actually ordered on a patient.

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Old May 25, 2008, 12:22 PM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Originally Posted by Kthale81 View Post
I have heard of this in microbiology class but have never heard of it actually ordered on a patient.

What is this particular enema supposed to do for the patient?

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Old May 25, 2008, 12:43 PM
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What is this particular enema supposed to do for the patient?
use of coffee in enema is used because of the stimulates and dilates the vessels, relaxes muscles to detox body and cleanse the bowels...I have to read about it to understand more about the reasoning

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Old May 25, 2008, 01:30 PM
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Re: Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Some cancer patients use coffee enemas as part of "alternative" therapy.

If nothing else, it gives them the illusion that they're doing something about their disease.

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