[J. Tigana]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back and says "Doctor, I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent they stink terribly."

"Good" the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

[RNonsense]

Cute!

[PennyLane]

HA! Funny.

[Glad2behere]

I needed that about right now

[wv_nurse 2003]

[Disablednurse]

You know what is so funny about that, I used to work with a nurse that was like that. It did now matter whether we were at the dining table or what, she would pass gas and act like everything was coming up "roses". Another nurse finally told her she needed to stop.

[coowip]

Ha ha ha Im splitting a gut about now. But that is what nights do to you.