[NurCrystal22]

Okay so I love watching fear factor and was taking to a fellow nurse friend of mine and we wanted to know how many of you could get through these "nursing stunts":

1) 100 patients, 10 meds apiece, 1hour to complete... no errors

2) Eating the hospital food, with NO condiments (gasp!)

3) Licking the hospital floor... (yummy right) and yes you can disinfect your mouth after.

4) Working a 24hour shift in the ICU and ER... NO SLEEP

5) Transfering a 250 pound patient from bed to chair 10 times, no help

Me personally, I guess I'd try it but I would not be the fear factor champ!

~Crystal

[Tweety]

6) Clean up 10 patients poop, WITHOUT gloves. (yes you can disinfect afterwards and in between patients).

[mandrews]

Originally Posted by Tweety

6) Clean up 10 patients poop, WITHOUT gloves. (yes you can disinfect afterwards).

Whiff 10 colostomy bags while eating a tuna sandwich.

[mandrews]

Originally Posted by Tweety

6) Clean up 10 patients poop, WITHOUT gloves. (yes you can disinfect afterwards).

yuck! I think I would drop here.

[erroridiot]

7) Ordered by administration to falsify records. (Hint: If you do you will lose all of your self respect and/or go to jail. If you don't you will be fired.)

[NurCrystal22]

LoL GROSS!

Okay, I could do that, but am I allowed to throw-up! Poop AND whiffing colostomy bags?

~Crystal

P.S. KEEP THE STUNTS COMING! You guys are silly!

[elthia]

Perform a gastric lavage by using your mouth for the suction.

[Tweety]

Gather all the suction cannisters in the hospital. Empty them all into a tub. Then lie in it. He/she who stays in the longest gets the most points.

[SympMgt]

Originally Posted by elthia

Perform a gastric lavage by using your mouth for the suction.

Is that with condiments or without?????

[DusktilDawn]

Originally Posted by SympMgt

Is that with condiments or without?????

Without.

Inserting a catheter in a 400lb lady, unwashed for approximately a year, Warning: others have tried never to return.