[muffie]

[kat911]

Originally Posted by MacNurse

Remove the little electrodes for a 12-lead that have been on a 450lbs unwashed patient for an hour (and are now extra gooey and hidden under folds) with only your teeth - fastest wins! HA!

And you can't use your hands to move body parts around/out of the way!

[banditrn]

Good grief - we're about to eat supper!!

Tweety's bathtub is high on the gross-out list, along with putting someone's dentures in my mouth, and then there's all that OB stuff.....RETCH, GAG!

Ok, how about trimming your patients toenails, before their bath - with your teeth.

[Gooselove]

How about this? Taking the teds off of a patient with REALLY dry, flaky skin...and then eating the dead skin flakes.

[muffie]

wear someone else's lasix-lactulose-induced diaper for one hour

[donster]

Originally Posted by Gooselove

How about this? Taking the teds off of a patient with REALLY dry, flaky skin...and then eating the dead skin flakes.

[sdmama]

ewww

[Sandi0302]

Originally Posted by elthia

Perform a gastric lavage by using your mouth for the suction.

SICK!!!!! LOL

[?burntout]

This thread-
But-

[JeepgirlRN]

Originally Posted by mandrews

Whiff 10 colostomy bags while eating a tuna sandwich.

oh my lord.. im gagging.. colostomy bags make me want to vomit.. thats the one thing that gets to me and i dont know why.. and the last time i ate tuna (for a dumb diet) i gagged and heaved the whole time - i actually had tears running down my face.. ewww i cant even think about doing this.. they cant take their money and shove it.. HA!!