[kellyo]

Originally Posted by Tweety

Gather all the suction cannisters in the hospital. Empty them all into a tub. Then lie in it. He/she who stays in the longest gets the most points.

Hands down, the best so far...

[USA987]

Originally Posted by Tweety

Gather all the suction cannisters in the hospital. Empty them all into a tub. Then lie in it. He/she who stays in the longest gets the most points.

Tweety,
I hope the producers of the show aren't getting any ideas...I'll 2nd the

[ERNurse752]

Take the tuna sandwich from above, only eat it while performing a pelvic exam on a female with some nasty discharge...

[fergus51]

OMG you guys are sick!!! I love it!

[NurCrystal22]

1) Instead of using the stick to collect the stool samples for a fecal occult, you have to use your finger.... then sniff it

2) Give yourself a SOAP SUDS enema, collect it a bedpan, then wash your hair with it.... I mean it does say SOAP SUDS!

ANYWAYS, lol you guys are grossing me out, I QUIT I QUIT!

~Crystal

[MarySunshine]

wow, this is perverse! i would not qualify for the prize, no matter what the amount!! how about performing deep breathing exercises through the nose for half an hour in a GI bleed room?

[ERNurse752]

Inserting a foley catheter on an unwashed GI bleed patient...with your teeth...

[yogastudentRN]

Vag exam on 38 week 300+ lb unwashed 16 year old who *might* be in labor.

[mandrews]

See how many patient dentures you can put in and out of your mouth before pucking. You have 1 hour.

[NurCrystal22]

Originally Posted by mandrews

See how many patient dentures you can put in and out of your mouth before pucking. You have 1 hour.

ewwww.... are the dentures at least CLEAN? Oh for the love of God... no food particles!

~Crystal