[EarthChild1130]

10 patients with one artificial eye each...you have to take each eye out with no glove, dip it in your choice of C.diff poo, emesis, GI bleed, or suction cannister contents...clean it off with your mouth, and put it back in...you have 5 minutes!!

Eww...I made myself gag...I HATE eyeballs and respiratory stuff!!

[Butterflybee]

Yuk !!!

[Ohmygosh]

Originally Posted by Adam D. RN2005

Been there, see it, and done that as a tech when I worked as on a resperatory unit. And during my peds rotation in school, had a baby pee in my mouth. It was a good vintage. The mouthwash I used afterwards tasted worse. ANd I am not kidding about the taste.

One of my instructors told us that many years ago lab techs actually tasted urine to check for diabetes. Sweet urine = DM---YUCK!!!

[nurse4theplanet]

Nursing Fear Factor Stunts:

See who can empty the most foley bags in 60 seconds.

Hook themselves up to insulin drips and see who's blood sugar can get the lowest without passing out.

See who can withstand the most joules from the defribrillator without having an arrythmia.

Who can untie the most 'dummy patients' underwater strapped to their beds in four point restraints in under 4 min...restraints can only be untied one at a time.

Who can keep control of their bladder the longest after 40mg of Lasix IV

[Barbq]

I don't laugh easy but this did the trick!! We are "sick" aren't we???? Thanks for the smile!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sister--*]

Identify the source of the odor while blindfolded. That 400 lb. woman during a foley cath placement, OR, The dinner tray with an entree of Salmon/Mackrel loaf.

[Praiser]

Gross, sick, awful, nasty, yucky, disgusting, vile, only a nurse could think of these and still get a kick out of it

[jill48]

Originally Posted by mandrews

Whiff 10 colostomy bags while eating a tuna sandwich.

[jill48]

Originally Posted by DusktilDawn

Without.

Inserting a catheter in a 400lb lady, unwashed for approximately a year, Warning: others have tried never to return.

I'm pretty sure I have done this. And I didn't get any rewards. Except maybe that the hairs in my nose burned off due to the marvelous stench.

[jill48]

Originally Posted by sister--*

Identify the source of the odor while blindfolded. That 400 lb. woman during a foley cath placement, OR, The dinner tray with an entree of Salmon/Mackrel loaf.

This isn't fair because they all have the same smell.