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Old May 30, 2004, 06:45 AM
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Talking fart joke

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An old woman goes to the doctor, and says,
"Doctor you have to help me. I have terrible gas,
but the good thing is that my farts are silent,
and they don't stink. In fact, I have farted
twice since I got here and you didn't even
notice."

The doctor replied, "No problem, take these pills
and come back in one week."

So one week goes by and the woman returns to the
doctor and says, "Jesus, I don't know what you
did but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, now that we cleared up
your sinuses, lets work on that hearing."

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Old May 30, 2004, 07:01 AM
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I like that

I can see that in my mind LOL.

renerian

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Old May 30, 2004, 07:06 AM
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Cant wait till Im that old

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Old May 30, 2004, 07:25 AM
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poor old woman

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Old May 30, 2004, 03:31 PM
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Old May 30, 2004, 03:47 PM
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That is way too funny !! Wish I had that problem now, as my hubby and kids like to have fartin contests !

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Old May 30, 2004, 04:37 PM
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Any fart joke is a good fart joke!

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Old May 30, 2004, 05:43 PM
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Old May 31, 2004, 06:55 AM
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maybe we can solve the gas crisis

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Old May 31, 2004, 08:02 AM
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Usually, I don't care for this type of joke, but this was a good one!

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