[NRSKarenRN]

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for preventing hijackings, and at
the same time getting our airline industry back on its
feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed
to look at naked women we should require all female
flight attendants to perform their jobs naked.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again in
hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more
hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have
to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

I thank my freind Barbara RN for all the great material I've posted here this past week. Karen

[kmchugh]

And here's the first airline to follow Bill's suggestion:

[WashYaHands]

Not so far fetched. I read where the owner of Hooters is trying to buy VanGuard airlines.