[Sabby_NC]

Originally Posted by Alois Wolf

lol, it went were it was supposed to (I'm a male...... if i had missed there is probably something wrong with me.)

But the pressure it caused by getting stuck in the dryness of my constipation caused excess pressure which made it very difficult for me to urinate lol.

LOL Knew you were a male... I am laughing my head off here... So relieved it was ummmm errrrrrrr deposited in the right orifice. LOL Was a taddy worried about the pressure thought the ummm wrong errrrr hole was blocked Ok I will try and behave!

[earle58]

Originally Posted by cadburypam

I got one for you...
When I was put in charge for the very first time, I assigned a nursing assistant to administer a fleets enema to a resident, I asked if she was comfortable doing so since she was a new employee and she said yes, she had done it before. So off she went, a few minutes later she came out and asked for my assistance, so I went down and met her outside the room and asked her what the difficulty was and she said the resident wouldn't open their mouth!!!

leslie

[Alois Wolf]

Originally Posted by Sabby_NC

LOL Knew you were a male... I am laughing my head off here... So relieved it was ummmm errrrrrrr deposited in the right orifice. LOL Was a taddy worried about the pressure thought the ummm wrong errrrr hole was blocked Ok I will try and behave!

lol.... yeah.... hahahaha

[tiggerforhim]

I was a nursing intern, in between junior and senior year of nursing school, and I was assigned this patient who didn't belong usually on the floor (vascular surgery). She was unresponsive from a massive bleed in her head and was a full code. She'd been on the floor a couple of days and I noticed she hadn't had a BM in a while. My nurse got the order for the little mini-enema they used on the head trauma floor for bowel care. We got it and looked at it. Hmmm. Snipped the tip off and she stuck the whole thing in there. Left the room and she decided to call the other floor to make sure it was administered right. Came running back with face pale to tell me we should have squeezed out the stuff inside....oh crap! Finally found it inside her and got it out. Learned a good lesson on making sure you know HOW to give the meds.

[squeakykitty]

Bump.
(I don't know how I missed this funny thread.)