[shannonRN]

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded! "Suddenly, they hear this
bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

[Dazedgiggle]

very cute!!!

[ERNurse752]

hehe...I needed that after the a** pounding I got at work last night!

[BadBird]

I love it !!!!!!

[teeituptom]

Howdy yall
from deep in the heat of texas


I will bet nurse nancy is blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





doo wah ditty

[JailRN]

sounds like some of the people I work with

[spigootz]

What a riot! Can't wait to share with my coworkers.

[Hidi74]

Very cute!!!

[Enabled]

JailRN, I have to agree with you there. And they all aren't blonde. The latest craze to hit the staff is to see who gets the better boob job. Who cares. One works in a jail situation. HUMMMM

[monkijr]

[quote]Originally posted by Enabled
[The latest craze to hit the staff is to see who gets the better boob job.

Hey, what's up with that, I just had a co-worker inform me that she was having her boobs done. I asked her if she had thought out the risks, and the what if's. She explained there was a new procedure where an incision was made and fluid was added or drained, depending on how "big" she wanted to be for that occasion or day.


anyhow, another coworker had hers rejected and she pleaded with her not to do it. She showed her the scars and the damage not to mention the expense. but this other woman is determined. Does the staff where you work compare, exhibit them? . It would be an interesting poll to take on this board.