[Farkinott]

Top five comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

2. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

3. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

4. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."