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Case of the Pregnant Lady




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Jul 06, 2003 09:30 AM

Case of the Pregnant Lady


> > COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
> >
> > A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
> > opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
> >
> > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
> seemed more amused.
> >
> > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to
> the driver and he had the man arrested.
> >
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs. old)
> what he had to say for himself.
> >
> > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
> the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> >
> > She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
> >
> > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> > "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
> >
> > Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
> > "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
> >
> > BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
> said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident...I just lost it."
> >
> > "CASE DISMISSED"


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4 Comments:

No. 1
from jnette allnurses Guide
Old Jul 06, 2003, 09:42 AM

Woooooooot !!! Pretty darn clever ! Loved it !
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from ?burntout
Old Jul 06, 2003, 11:06 AM

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from nowplayingEDRN Premium Member
Old Jul 07, 2003, 12:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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from rnnurse2be
Old Jul 09, 2003, 12:50 AM

What a hoot! LOVED IT!!
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