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funnygirl_rn · #1 Jul 16, 2003, 10:08 AM

THE CARDIOLOGIST

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.

teeituptom · #2 Jul 16, 2003, 10:13 AM

Ouch

*cheerfuldoer* · #3 Jul 16, 2003, 10:29 AM

ptnurse · #4 Jul 17, 2003, 11:42 PM

Now that is funny!!!

mistersleepy · #5 Jul 21, 2003, 03:39 PM

That is WAY funny!!!!!

*debbyed* · #6 Jul 22, 2003, 10:44 AM

*nowplayingEDRN* · #7 Jul 28, 2003, 01:22 PM

Does the proctologist get a H-U-G-H jar of K-Y jelly to facilitate his burial?????

Danamegg · #8 Aug 01, 2003, 12:34 AM

Yeah, to make the transition smooth!

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