[FsPilotMed1]

At the hospital I work at, part of my job as noc house ward clerk is to give the main switchboard operator a lunchbreak. While at the switchboard the other night I received a call from a rather nervous, rather young sounding teenager:

Me: "Good morning (insert name of institution here), may I help you?"

Teenager: "Yeah, I just got a question....um...uh...when's the...uh...best...er...most likely time for a girl to get pregnant?"

What I wanted to say: "Well, from the sound of it, about 20 minutes ago!"

Cracked up laughing after that call

D.

[Spidey's mom]

And if he doesn't know the answer to that fundamental question, why the heck is he having sex?

steph

[nekhismom]

that's what I'd like to know, steph!