[suebird3]

57.) One doesn't sign off at all.....unless they are asleep.

SueB

[Don*]

58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

[Kim O'Therapy]

59) Your spouse feels neglected in the romance department because you're always on allnurses.com.

[VivaLasViejas]

Originally Posted by Don3218

58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

AAACK!!! I've been busted!!!

Oh well, nobody ever calls that I want to talk to anyway---when the phone rings at my house, it's either a telemarketer, a bill collector trying to dun my dd who moved out 8 months ago, or one of my sons' 4.24 million friends. Anyone who wants to talk to me knows to call one of my cell phones!

[gauge14iv]

Originally Posted by Don3218

58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

60. When your phone goes to voicemail, your friends and family create profiles on allnurses.com so they can PM you and tell you to answer your phone

61. Your spouse PM's you from his laptop to tell you to come to bed

[madwife2002]

62) No time to cook so Junk food always at hand and your waist line is expanding

[casi]

63) When you can be pried away from the computer most conversations include the phrase "I read __________ on allnurses.com."

[emllpn2006]

63. You have a refrigerator beside the computer so you dont even have to look away from the screen to grab a drink.

[prmenrs]

64. You keep a dictionary on the desk to check for spelling.

65. You keep a nursing reference book there, too. Mine is Merenstein and Gardner's Handbook of Neonatal Intensive Care.

[Kim O'Therapy]

66) When you find out you've been accepted to nursing school, you post the news on allnurses before telling anyone else.