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Old Aug 19, 2006, 01:43 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

45. You actually cite allnurses as a reference for a position you're debating with a co-worker ("Well, according to this thread on allnurses.com, 1 in 3 nurses have drug problems, BUT........")

46. Your spouse no longer remembers what you look like.

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47. Your spouse knows where you are.....on allnurses!

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 05:58 PM
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48. You actually go through withdrawal symptoms (generalized anxiety, sweaty palms, hyperventilation etc.) if you can't get to allnurses for longer than 24 hours!

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 06:07 PM
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50. When the server goes down for 24 hours, you discover that you have a spouse, 3 kids you didn't know you had and that you can actually cook AND clean! In the SAME day!

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 06:14 PM
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51. You don't allow yourself to even CHECK allnurses before you're completely ready for work because if you do you'll NEVER be ready on time!!

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 06:14 PM
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52. Your butt goes numb, you're developing carpal tunnel in your right wrist from gripping the mouse, and you can't remember the last time you ate, drank, or peed.

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 08:28 PM
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53) you refer to sudonames of posters as real names-and nobody understands

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54) The nursing school instructor asks a question and you know the answer....not because you actually did the assigned reading, but because you read it on allnurses.com!

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 09:03 PM
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55. Uh.........did I ever know how to cook?


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Old Aug 20, 2006, 09:03 AM
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56 = the times you sign on in a day

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