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Old Aug 01, 2007, 06:45 PM
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* You spend more time on All Nurses than you do sleeping! ZZZ

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Old Aug 31, 2007, 01:16 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

This just happened this morning in the chatroom..I won't mention any nicknames , ok jan?


164. You know you have been on allnurses.com too long, when you take the laptop to the restroom to keep up with the chat in the room......

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Old Aug 31, 2007, 02:43 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

Originally Posted by lizzyberry View Post
161.You say Im only going to be on for 5 minutes and you end up being on for 5 hours!

163.You've given up TV for allnurses


RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!!

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Old Aug 31, 2007, 03:29 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

Well I have just had the best belly laugh in ages.
I hope and pray I can be around as long as some of you and be posting similar comments.
I have to agree that allnurses is a fabby site and I have spread the site widely at my place of employment.

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Old Aug 31, 2007, 05:29 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!!

When I was sleeping in the computer room on an air mattress because we had company we moved a tv down there. it is still there and that was christmas.

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Old Sep 05, 2007, 04:45 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

165. You make sure that your blackerry has internet access so you can log onto allnurses while on the bus, train, in class waiting for the professor, etc.

166. You have your allnurses window up and your MSN Messenger up IM'ing your friend, and while reading threads like "What patients have taught me not to do", "Weird reasons patients come to the ER" and "What's the grossest.." you INSIST on copying the funniest and grossest stories and pasting them in the IM so that your friend can read them, too.

167. You realize that this same friend has heard more disgusting and funny nursing stories from you in the short time that you have been an allnurses member, than he has from his sister and mother, who are both NURSES..

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Old Sep 09, 2007, 02:04 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

This one is hilarious! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it. It cracks me up! good one.

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Old Sep 13, 2007, 12:12 PM
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#168 You have to pee like a racehorse, but you hold it for 20+ minutes while you read the newest allnurses.com posts

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Old Sep 17, 2007, 11:11 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

[ even in sleep, ur dreaming about allnurses.com.

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Old Oct 11, 2007, 05:20 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

170. You did a search to get some information for a job interview tomorrow, and addition to finding the info (Thanks!) you end up spending a couple hours reading... and ROTFLOL (And then needing to join my new favorite forum!)

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