[burn out]

134. When you would rather be on allnurses than having sex with your husband.

135. Afterglow is a smoking a cigarette while on allnurses.com after having sex with your husband.

136. Trying to read threads and post opinions while having sex with your husband.

137. You believe there needs to be an allnurses.com anonymous support group.


(I have a feeling I am going to be edited on this one. Sorry moderators in advance, just trying to have a good time.)

[squeakykitty]

Originally Posted by burn out

134. When you would rather be on allnurses than having sex with your husband.

135. Afterglow is a smoking a cigarette while on allnurses.com after having sex with your husband.

136. Trying to read threads and post opinions while having sex with your husband.

137. You believe there needs to be an allnurses.com anonymous support group.


(I have a feeling I am going to be edited on this one. Sorry moderators in advance, just trying to have a good time.)

You're scrolling through the threads on Allnurses.con and feel someone vigorously shaking your shoulder and you hear:
"You need to get off the computer. Your baby is crowning!"
You're thinking "Wow! Where am I. I didn't know I was pregnant. Who's this guy beside my bed saying 'Push, darling, push.' He looks kind of familiar."

[lvs2nrs3535]

when you start at the END of a thread and work your way back through the whole thing, cuz you just want to be current, after all! But... you just cant stop checking what everybody said!

[burn out]

Originally Posted by squeakynurse

You're scrolling through the threads on Allnurses.con and feel someone vigorously shaking your shoulder and you hear:
"You need to get off the computer. Your baby is crowning!"
You're thinking "Wow! Where am I. I didn't know I was pregnant. Who's this guy beside my bed saying 'Push, darling, push.' He looks kind of familiar."

Must be your doctor.

[DarciaMoonz]

LOL, too funny. Well here goes nothing. "Hi, my "name" is Darciamoonz and I am an allnurses addict". There I said it

[FutureNP-PA]

138. When you make allnurses.com your home page on your laptop, regular PC and your school computer; so that its the first thing you see when you turn your computer on.
139. Even though allnurses.com is on your homepage, it is the first link on your favorites.
140. When the highlight of your Saturday evening is being logged in to allnurses.com
141. You smile when you get an email stating "Dear FutureRN-PA, Suchansuch has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to suchansuch- in the SuchandSuch forum of allnurses.com Nursing for Nurses.
142. When you realize you have no life after reading 137 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com and actually added to it!!!

I love this site!!! BTW I'm officially a GN!!! NO LONGER A STUDENT NURSE AS OF 5/17/07

[CuttingEdgeRN]

:mortarboard:
CONGRATS!!!

[rianne1117]

143. You get all giggly and excited when you get a reply to your posts.

[tantie]

i love this site !!!

[icuwant2rn]

144. Half your conversations begin with, " I read on allnurses today that..."