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Old Dec 14, 2006, 01:22 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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116. You think you are listening to the tv or family talking but are so focused on allnurses.com that what you hear is distorted. For example: Just now, as I was reading this thread, I thought I heard the commercial on TV say "Lunesta Chocolate Cookies".
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 05:55 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

125. People call the house on the phone and ask for you by your nick - and your family knows who they are asking for...

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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:29 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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36. While on your computer, you have multiple windows open, one of them allnurses so you can switch back easily. don't want to miss anything!
126. You have multiple windows open---and every last one of them is a thread on allnurses.
127. You would really like to have an NG tube connected to a feeding pump, be sitting on the toilet, and have a caffeine IV to stay awake so you don't have to leave the computer for even one second and miss anything.


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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:49 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

128. When your checking threads from years and years back!!

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Old Dec 23, 2006, 05:06 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

Your voice mail message says,"If this is a solicitor, we already have one, if this is a bill collector, the check is in the mail, if this is a friend, to reach me, log in to "Allnurses.com".

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Old Dec 23, 2006, 06:46 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

130. Your work friends tell you they won't do nights any more if you don't stop spending all your down time on "that stupid site - I don't know why you like it so much" - and you think "can I really stay friends with someone who just doesn't get allnurses?!"


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Old Jan 03, 2007, 03:16 PM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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128. When your checking threads from years and years back!!
131. You find yourself correcting your spelling/grammar from a post ages ago. You can tell I've been recently reading a thread I posted to LONG ago because under my posts, the 'last edited date' will be current on some of them.


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Old Jan 13, 2007, 02:49 PM
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132 - when you sleep with the laptop in the bed with you, and you wake up randomly in the middle of the night to check allnurses.com to see if anyone posted something new.

132 - when you have a seperate folder that holds all the threads that you book marked.

133 - when you find yourself reading all the threads from the very beginning and book mark the threads you liked, and GO BACK to read them every now and again, when there isn't any new threads around.

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Old Feb 03, 2007, 05:15 AM
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Re: 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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128. When your checking threads from years and years back!!
Hah! I've just been doing that!

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