[PassionateOne]

6. You floss daily.
Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles.

7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze".

8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf.

9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

10. Your "commuter cup" holds a full gallon and the Arab at 7-11 is a
monthly dinner guest!

[Anniekins]

That was great...hahahahaha!!!

[nurseunderwater]

"Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

[PassionateOne]

Originally Posted by nurseunderwater

"Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"
not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men).
For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-)

Have a great evening, and thanks for the comment in keeping me Politically-balanced...

Best Regards,

[caffine addict]

9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that

[PassionateOne]

Originally Posted by caffine addict

9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.



WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that

You started the parade!
Good One!!!

[Dave ARNP]

Caffine,
I would like to refer you to an addiction specialist. Can you wait a few minutes though, they're all on a coffee break.



Dave

[caffine addict]

Can you point me to the vending machine room. I'll just have a coffee and wait on them????

And If I don't come back in 30min come lookin for me cause I'm lost