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Old Jun 11, 2003, 02:59 PM
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Talking I will survive student verion;)

I got this sent in an email, Doesn't seem to really apply to nursing students, but it is funny, especially now, when I am in my third semester and every other course has gone for the summer!

I will survive (Student version)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions
wrong,
And I grew strong,

And I learned I could scrape along,
I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,

I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
So all my notes are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no playtime anymore...

Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?

You think I'd crumble?

You think I'd work towards the skies?!
Oh no, not I! I won't revise!
Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive!
Though my money's at an end, I've my overdraft to spend,

I won't revise.

I won't revise!!


It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty by myself,

I used to try,
But now I hold my head up high,
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up little weird girl, who wants a good
2:2

So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be
free,
Coz I've done f**k all revision,
and I'm failing my degree,


Oh no, not I! I won't revise,

I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling
lies!
Let the lecturers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise! Hey, Hey, Hey!!!

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Old Jun 11, 2003, 03:45 PM
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cute! very cute

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Old Jun 12, 2003, 12:30 PM
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Old Aug 02, 2007, 08:46 AM
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Re: I will survive student verion;)

Ahahahah. Nice one!

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