[EricEnfermero]

After starting the thread about the funny things that kids say, I subbed at a local school and was reminded that many of the best ones actually come from parents. Reviewing a student's emergency health card, I was somewhat alarmed to discover that the student had a "flammable stomach."

I'm curious about the interesting things that have made it onto your emergency cards.

[Praiser]

I had a parent write on the emergency card that their child has
Seashures...aka.....Seizures !!

Had a good laugh from that one !!

[Jeanine]

Under the Allergies section, a parent wrote:
HOMEWORK
Not really a blooper, but gave me a chuckle anyway!

[TazziRN]

Not on an emergency card but a blooper just the same: someone told an ambulance crew that the pt suffered from "eucalyptic seejures"!

[mbbysea]

Under "Do you want to discuss any issues with the nurse" a parent wrote "my son has a bad attitude problem!" Referred her to the principal.....