WHAT??? She greases her joints? Does she think she's the Tin man or something? LOL! That's hysterical! Did you manage to keep a straight face???
My funniest moment was a couple of years ago when a mom told me that she was using the Thermoscan (the ear thermometer) to take her infant daughter's temperature. Problem was that she didn't think it was working well. I asked her what the setting was. She said she used rectal for infants. She said had a hard time with the positioning...something along the lines of it being hard to get the thermometer in the hole properly. I replied with "Yes, infants ears are very small." She gave me a blank look. "Ear? But it said rectal."
Turns out she was stuffing the Thermoscan in the poor kid's anus. No wonder it didn't work.
Laura