[sunnygirl272]

Top Ten Signs That This Case Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . .

10. You start making crank calls from the phone in the operating room.

9. You figure out how to reprogram the new EKG monitor and have now set a new world record score for Pong.

8. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tower.

7. You page the nursing supervisor to the OR STAT, and when she runs into the department, tell her you need her to get a hamburger and fries for each member of the scrub team *note--they REALLY hate it when you do that*

6. You vow that you will smash the CD player with a traction weight if you have to listen to the surgeon's favorite CD one more time.

5. You have a paper airplane war with anesthesia, using parts of the old chart.

4. Suddenly, anesthesia's jokes are actually FUNNY.

3. You turn the thermostat up to 80 degrees just to see if it will get the surgeon to operate any faster.

2. You invent a new game called "specimen, specimen, who's got the specimen?"

1. You come up with a humor list called "Top Ten Signs That This Case Has Been Going WAY Too Long. . . "

[renerian]

HEheheheheh funny!

renerian

[finallyRN]

Those are funny thanks sunnygirl!

[maureeno]

I did my senior year practicum in the OR...one day I watched the scrub nurse's false eyelashes fall into the field.

[ITSJUSTMEZOE]

You log on to Allnurses.com through the Radworks Xray Teleport system, and you check what new posts have occured since you last logged in and you READ this article to the Surgeon and then he wonders why its getting warm, and his cd skips, and Now he knows why.
I swear I think we have worked together at some point in our careers.
Love your Humor.
Zoe

[sunnygirl272]

Originally posted by ITSJUSTMEZOE
You log on to Allnurses.com through the Radworks Xray Teleport system, and you check what new posts have occured since you last logged in and you READ this article to the Surgeon and then he wonders why its getting warm, and his cd skips, and Now he knows why.
I swear I think we have worked together at some point in our careers.
Love your Humor.
Zoe

lmao...<<taking a bow..>>." thank you..thank you very much..."

actually..must admit...i stole them from another site...too funny to not share...

[mare-mare]

Oh my.... how true!!!
I had this cast today! Forever and forever and.......

[Mojo Jojo]

I've been a surg tech for 6 yrs... now i'm in nursing school...
I'll have to print this and take it to work!!! The girls would love it!
Today would have been perfect... we got called in...

One time i was so bored i cut the magnets out of the magnetic pad and flung them to see if I could get them to stick to the door.
Ice sculptures are fun too if you have access to a slushie machine!

[KarenHalse]

This reminds me of the arthroscopy that used 29 bags of 3000ml. LR....

[Shamrock]