as a circulator, that is. I was putting in a Foley on a 19 year old male hernia patient. The patient was under general because the hernia was going to be repaired laparoscopically. Now this doc is basically a good person but he is high strung-basically a stroke waiting to happen(when he gets mad, he turns beet red and this funny little vein pops out on his forehead!

) He comes into the room and the CRNA ticked him off right away because she used an LMA rather than intubating him(the surgeon wanted him paralyzed) Anyway, I'm unable to advance the foley because I'm meeting serious resistance and have always been taught not to force it. He proceeds to elbow me out of the way. Ha Ha, he couldn't get it right away either. He had to put some lidocaine jelly down there and spent a good five to ten minutes trying to catheterize him. Long story short, afterward he admitted that it was a hard foley and that I was right not to force the catheter. I was so close to saying "Dude, you should really start drinking decaf" but I held my tongue.