[RudeGal2020]

" Grant me the patience to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, the wisdom and strength to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves!

Also help me be watchful of the toes I step on today as they may be the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me give 100% at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Help me to remember...
When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up... that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but ONLY 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!! "

[RudeGal2020]

Amen!!!

[fultzymom]

I am laughing my butt off as I am typing!! Too cute!!

[kiyatylese]

How funnny!